daddys-derpy-kitten:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

DADDY CAN WE PLEASE.
guy: yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day (Source: guy, via falloutrebellion)

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via falloutrebellion)

revolucianado: tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

I DONT GET IT WHATS FUNNY

he got booty
beardedprinces:

♛
baddiewitthacurls:

Bae Forreal 💜
“Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.”